Nonrealistic Dildos

Creature Cocks Beastly This Beastly Tapered dildo comes from the dark depths of the deep sea. With a tapered, tentacle-like design, the nubs are lined along the base of the shaft for your pleasure. The wide base has a suction cup base for hands-free,...

If you've ever found the spiked, bushy tail of a stegosaurus to be a turn on, or loved to hug a prickly, tall cactus, this spiky reptilian dildo is for you! It will treat you kinder than either the plant or creature mentioned, and...

This cute Andromeda alien is the perfect size to crawl inside your most intimate of places! Green and gold skin shine when light hits it. Two narrow, red eyes watch you with a menacing glare. The head has small, soft ears, a narrow face...

Key Features:   Fantasy Rod: This textured alien wants you to ride its face! This dong has large eyes at the base of a dong-shaped nose with multiple textures including ridges, scales, veins, and grooves! Enjoy the tapered tip and the slight curve as...

Experience mythical pleasure with the Dragon Glass Glass Dildo. Its design, reminiscent of a dragon's head and neck, features an arched curve, a delightfully bumpy spine, and a tapered tip, all in an iridescent metallic yellow-pink shade with blue dapples. This beautiful toy is...

Key Features:   Fantasy Dong: This colorful, purple-blue-red fantasy dong is shaped like a unicorn horn with a tapered tip, a round, spiral ridge, and small wings at the base. Suction Cup Base: Enjoy hands-free rides on the Dream Rider when you place it...

Key Features:   Fantasy Dildo: This metallic, silver dong is built like a machine and has cybernetic upgrades, grooves, gears, cords and panels that will enhance your robot loving! Hands-Free or Strapon Ready: Go hands-free with this wide, flanged base when you place it...

Spice up your sex life with the hottest accessory that not only hides in plain sight but will also deliver the hottest stimulation. This ultra-discreet toy also delivers pleasure unlike any other toy in your collection. Glas’ Naturals Chili Pepper Dildo features a curvaceous...

We created our new 9.25" Classic Smooth Dual-Ended Dildo for those of you who want to experiment and break down barriers in the bedroom. The dual-ended design is all about setting you free to find what works for you, while the smooth finish really...

Our signature 9” Classic Curved Dual-Ended Dildo is all you’ll ever need. With endless rigidity, infinite stamina, and two unique pleasure-inducing ends, it has everything you could possibly wish for. Key Features Easy to clean Comfort-grip design Durable glass Constant control Solo pleasure Dual-ended...

Creature Cocks Green Scaly Dildo Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks. Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a...

Are you ready to be ravaged? See how good of a serpent charmer you are with this 18 inch Cobra! Designed to uncoil and slither deep inside your rear entry, it is textured with tantalizing details that add intense sensation to your backdoor exploration!...

Dive into your wildest fantasies with the King Kong Dildo! This incredible monster dong features muscle-ripped details and silver fur that will ignite your imagination. Complete with two substantial balls, a round tip, and a thick shaft for an authentic feel, this toy promises...

The Gargoyle Rock Hard Silicone Dildo The strong protector of the night has awoken to violate you in all the best ways! The Gargoyle Rock Hard dildo has ridges and bumps along the shaft that come to a smooth point at the head. The...

This brightly colored squid is inspired by the Kraken lore and is a thick, meaty shaft that will slide inside you for serious pleasure! Rainbow colored with a bulbous, triangular head it has eight legs that add ropey texture as you ride it! Made...